Just had a Minecraft themed Birthday Party for my son today. Here’s a few pics. Part 1: Food Station
omg i should do this for my brother, he’d love it so much
I DESIRE THIS IDGAF IF IM TURNING 21
If I were there, I’d dress up as Enderman, pick up the cake and just randomly walk around with it, and if someone saw me id throw the cake and just beat the shit out of them with the cake.
friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here
went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
and this little shit over here
went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts
probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody
and neither of them is good at maths…
What I think when kids in my class read
- That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
- That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
- Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
- THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
- Can I sleep?
- If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
- You can’t pronounce THAT word?
- WHAT THE HELL
- The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
- My skin’s crawling
- Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
- You skipped a line
- LOL what was that?
- I don’t even.
(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via pizza-harlot)
We ran out of plates.
.This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.
wow those are the most annoying comments ever Mind Your Business
Looks like we’ve got ourselves a special snowflake. Only you get to comment. Only you. So special.
Yeah hold the fuck up.
This picture is so fucking insulting on so many fucking levels, like what the actual fuck, you’re taking someone’s holy book, a book that is the basis of faith and belief to many people around the world, and making fun of it.
And don’t even pull the “lol religion is the downfall of society!!!” on me because holy fuck this isn’t being “edgy” or “progressive” this is just being a grade-A asshole. Like you’re not calling out anyone for using this book for malicious purposes because hey, religion is a tool, just like every other fucking social institution on this goddamm planet. You’re being extremely rude to individuals who hold the Bible as a sacred text, and man, if you people can’t respect that much, I have nothing else to say to you.
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it’s called call of duty ghosts because the franchise is fucking dead
*sits in towel for 6 months after showering*